jackoffalope:

bro do you think my hole looks too tight? oh no it does? but you’re willing to stretch it out for me? ah thanks man you’re the best

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hellenhighwater:

excitementshewrote:

I’ll admit that this one has cemented itself in my psyche

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depsidase:

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sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.

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elephantwildlife:

captainquirk:

escuerzoresucitado:

Wow!

You can get the shirt HERE!

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sannsie:

me and the urge to want to delete all my accounts and disappear forever

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godstiel:

mostly my career goals are to hang out with friends and do whatever is funniest in the moment. hope that helps

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huf–puf:

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yiffmaster:

iceslushii:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

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moodbig:

this might be the coolest thing I’ve EVER seen.

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ms-demeanor:

Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of me saying “sure, no problem” several weeks ago and forgetting about it in the intervening time.

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boring-anime-fan:

comicgeekscomicgeek:

deejay:

pikamans:

a-mayan-joy-has-nuts:

ruinedchildhood:

Leave him? 😆

Me because that shirt is rad:

This shirt made me laugh more than it should have!

I got mine from HERE

Yep, dump him. That shirt is hilarious.

Your boyfriend is a cat of course he wouldn’t understand a shirt

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striders:

icantwritegood:

marisatomay:

love to purchase items but at what cost

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